The best of times, the worst of times

Okay so its day 4 and no Passport but Sam says she has arranged a new one , I can only presume she finally stopped waffling about ebay and rang the British Bear Passport Office.

Really great news my friends Abby & Kev from the best pub in the world Tafarn Dwynant  have invited me to stay over Christmas and New Year and as its in Wales I can go without my Passport

The bad news , the really really bad news is Sam said it was time a had a bath. Now I told her I one in November and she said I but did not count as it was November 2008 ( she really gets hung up on details that one )

Once she gets an idea in her head there is no flipping stopping her so before bed she made me get in the bath

it started off okay

but then Mark turned up the shower

and nearly flipping drown me

then they did my back

and my front

and I hung out with my duck pals



and then just hung out

Sooner I can dry out and get out of here the better

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Passport Watch Day 3

Sam tells me my passport is still missing and she is going to have to get me a new one

Now I thought my missing Passport had come from the British Bear Passport Office but I heard Sam muttering something about getting a new one on ebay ! . Between you and me I think being my PA has loosened her slender grip on reality 


Anyway it appears she is making the arrangements for my new Passport so at least I will be able to travel overseas next year 


Sirius 


P.s image thinking the British Bear Passport Office does not exist , she will be telling me Santa is not real next 

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