I'm a celebrity get me outta here

okay so day 5 and no new passport but on the bright side I had recovered from my ( totally unnecessary ) bath and Sam said I had to pick a selection of my clothes ready to travel to Abbys Pub by something  called Royal Mail Special Delivery

Once I had sorted out what clothes I wanted to take ( and Sam was no help yet again ) she started nagging saying I better pick out something to wear so Abby does not see my bear behind ,  she thought "bear behind" t was really funny by the way !

I love my Biggles outfit but no passport means no planes :(

















As its Wales I did think about my dragon but I was saving that for new years

Sam said its too cold for just my WSPA tee shirt












even with my snowflake scarf

 my blue hoody coat is nice but a bit thin














And Sam said my feather boa was just plain silly ( she is BORING )

my butlins red coat could work












love my easy jet top but it made me think of planes and my missing passport













Sam said I looked like a missing member of the  Village people when I put my firedog outfit on



























all these clothes and nothing to wear , hang on Sam whats that ? you have a new outfit for me ?

oooh thats nice maybe you are not totally useless after all ........


To be continued ............

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The best of times, the worst of times

Okay so its day 4 and no Passport but Sam says she has arranged a new one , I can only presume she finally stopped waffling about ebay and rang the British Bear Passport Office.

Really great news my friends Abby & Kev from the best pub in the world Tafarn Dwynant  have invited me to stay over Christmas and New Year and as its in Wales I can go without my Passport

The bad news , the really really bad news is Sam said it was time a had a bath. Now I told her I one in November and she said I but did not count as it was November 2008 ( she really gets hung up on details that one )

Once she gets an idea in her head there is no flipping stopping her so before bed she made me get in the bath

it started off okay

but then Mark turned up the shower

and nearly flipping drown me

then they did my back

and my front

and I hung out with my duck pals



and then just hung out

Sooner I can dry out and get out of here the better

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