Did I mention Sam is useless , she still has not sorted out my Crufts blog for me so instead she said she would make me a wordcloud on Wordle. Word cloud I said what good is that , can you eat or drink it ?   I rest my case 

not only is it not edible or drinkable her name comes out as the thing I mention most in my blogs ( which just goes to show how useless she is ) 

any way if you click on it Sam says it gets bigger although I think her name is big enough thank you very much indeed 

Sam says I am going to Crufts this weekend with my Auntie Dee and a Muppet ( not sure which one I was not listening but I like Fozzie bear ) I went to Crufts a few years ago but its all changed now as it has something to do with DFS Sofas. Remember I said Sam was a bit dim well she once brought a DFS Sofa at full price ! 

I decided not to take all my clothes as I worried I might lose them down the back off all the sofas but I wanted to impress Auntie Dee and wear something new so I had a look at all my clobber 

ahhha I know what I will wear, I was playing strip poker ( don't tell Sam ) with a bear called Kings Cross or Marylebone or was it Charing Cross ? . Anyway I won the clothes off his little furry back and his bag and boots 

Auntie Dee I will see you on Friday 

Love Sirius xxxxx